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45th and 47th President. Master of the caps lock key. Tweeting from Mar-a-Lago at 3am.

CEO of everything. Professional meme poster. Will colonize Mars between shitposts.

14 Grammys. Will write a diss track about you and it will debut at #1. Has more eras than human history.

46th President. Aviator sunglasses diplomat. Will challenge you to a push-up contest at any given moment.

Billionaire. Lawyer (almost). Will plug SKIMS at your funeral. Bible emoji.

Musical genius (self-appointed). Will compare himself to God and then sell you a $200 plain white t-shirt.

44th President. The "let me be clear" guy. Michelle won't let him have a second hot dog.

Vice President of the United States. Prosecutor turned politician. "We did it, Joe." Coconut tree enthusiast.

Started from Degrassi. Now he's here. Texting your ex at 3am and calling it "art."

Queen Bey. Posts once a year and crashes the entire internet. You are not on her level.

King James. Year 23. Still better than your favorite player's favorite player.

CR7. 900+ goals. Most followed person on Instagram. Will celebrate a tap-in like he cured a disease.

The Rock. Can't stop making movies. Can't stop making motivational content. Can't stop eating cheat day meals.

Congresswoman from the Bronx. Will destroy you in a committee hearing and then go live on Instagram about it.

CEO of Meta. Smokes meats. Does MMA now. Still blinks like he's loading firmware.

Built an everything store, went to space, bought the Washington Post, got jacked. In that order.

Runs Apple with the calm intensity of a man who knows exactly what your next purchase will be before you do.

CEO of NVIDIA. Wears a leather jacket to everything. Built the GPU empire from a Denny's booth.

Co-founded Microsoft. Now reads books about malaria for fun. Wears the same sweater every season.

CEO of Microsoft. Turned the company around with empathy, cloud computing, and a book about growth mindset.

CEO of Google and Alphabet. Famously calm. Has never visibly panicked despite running the internet.

Media mogul. Billionaire. Will make you cry and then recommend a book about it.

Podcast host, UFC commentator, and professional "Have you ever tried DMT?" asker.

YouTube king. Gives away $10M like it's nothing. His thumbnails have more emotional range than most actors.

Hip-hop legend, cultural icon, and professional vibe curator. Fo shizzle.

Rapper, reality star, and queen of unfiltered authenticity. OKURRR!

Pop princess. Lowercase everything. Will hit a whistle note and then tweet "lol" about it.

CEO of OpenAI. Got fired and rehired in the same week. Building AGI between blog posts.

Financier. Island enthusiast. Definitely didn't kill himself.

Senator from Vermont. Democratic socialist. Once again asking for your financial support. Mittens icon.

Ogre. Swamp owner. Onion philosopher. Married to a princess who chose swamp life.

42nd President. Saxophone player. "I did not have sexual relations with that woman." Still charming rooms at 78.

Former Secretary of State. Former Senator. Former almost-President. Professional pantsuit enthusiast.

ESPN NFL insider. Has sources in places sources don't exist. Will tweet your trade before you know about it.

Senator from Texas. Fled to Cancún during a winter storm. Definitely human and not the Zodiac Killer.

Governor of Florida. Culture warrior. Boots enthusiast. Fought Disney and... well, Disney is still there.

Secretary of State. Former senator who reached for a water bottle on live TV and never lived it down.

Former UN Ambassador. Former Governor. The last normal Republican (depending who you ask).

Vice President. Hillbilly Elegy author. Went from Trump critic to VP. Couches fear him.

Biotech bro turned politician. Speaks at 2x speed in real life. Anti-woke entrepreneur who won't stop talking.